List of The Great Speakonia War Episodes

Below is a list of episodes from the Great Speakonia War series by DrewPicklesTheDark.

Episdoes

Episode 1: The Return of Swellmix

Set after the events of IronYoshi1212's Drew Pickles and The City of Unswellness, the series begins with Swellmix's trial following his takeover of Drewland. While he is found innocent by the Rights of Swellness, many of the Drewland citizens don't want him to stay, so he is sentenced to exile to a place of his choosing, so long as there is a Speakonia presence there. Swellmix settles for Australia, as he would much rather be around the Ketchum Klan than go to Bettysburg or the Pubic Family Swamp. After the trial, Drew Pickles and Barney are greeted by Swellmix after Barney talks about recruiting Joe Biden into the Barney Bunch. Barney is weary given all that happened prior, but Drew pays no mind. Swellmix then tells Drew and Barney that he will be leaving for Australia. As he leaves, Barney is still incredibly weary of him.

Meanwhile, in Australia, Stu Pickles is telling a story to Odd Della Robbia. They eventually change the conversation to Swellmix's recently published book, where it is revealed that Swellmix believes in a managerial conspiracy that keeps down swellness for profit, call's Drewland's system "disorderly and not at peak swellness", and pushes Australia to follow "Swellism" and advocates for bisexualism and fetishism. He also said that his approach in taking over Drewland was the wrong one, and thinks a diplomatic solution would have worked best. And finally, he claims that the Barney Bunch and Betty Bunch are "close-minded", meaning that they can't achieve maximum swellness. The two then call him Based.

Swellmix then gives a speech in Canberra, where he announces that he will be running for Prime Minister. The speech is broadcasted in Drewland, where Drew, Barney, and Drew Pickles Jr. are watching. What follows is a string of domino effects, the first being Swellmix becoming the new Prime Minister of Australia, then Australia becomes incredibly wealthy under his rule and unemployment is eliminated. A dialdoh tower is then constructed and becomes the tallest building in the world, and Swellmix pushes his managerial conspiracy further. Swellmix is granted emergency powers and uses this to expel the managers, who in response try to stage a coup to get rid of Swellmix, but they are thwarted. A conscription is soon formed to help deal with any oncoming threats to Australia, and the Repulsa Republic soon join forces with them, leading to Australia becoming the swellest nation on Earth, beating Drewland and rebranding itself into the Swellstralian Empire. The Pubic Family soon becomes allies with Swellstralia after Pube Muppet overthrows his father, the Pube Cookie Monster, following the events of The City of Unswellness. The Barney and Betty Bunches denounce Swellstralia, to which Swellmix responds by sending reinforcements to the Pubic Family Swamp. Drewland then takes action and several Barney Bunch members are sent to the boarder of the Swamp. Finally, Swellstralia gives Drewland an ultimatum...

Episode 2: The Fall of Drewland

Drew calls in an emergency meeting with Barney, Ronald McDonald, Dick the Clown, and the Quaker Queer as they discuss Swellmix's recent actions. During this discussion, Barney suggests that Drew asks for help in dealing with this new threat, to which the Quaker Queer suggests enlisting the Betty Bunch. Drew quickly turns down that idea despite the Quaker Queer stating that the Betty Bunch is the only other group to speak out against Swellmix.

Back in Swellstraila, Swellmix is informed of Drewland's decision. Swellmix then orders the troops stationed in Drewland to begin their attack, and then orders Odd Della to travel into cyberspace to eradicate all the gay porn to weaken the Barney and Betty Bunches. The Pube Muppet volunteers to go to Africa with the Pubic Family to retrieve a special mineral as part of his special secret plan. Delia Ketchum and Stu are ordered to remain on Swellstrailia to watch for the Barney Bunch and Betty Bunch. Swellmix then calls in parts of his inner circle, which include Nega Drew (who wants revenge on Drew), Brony Drew (who was sent by Princess Molestia), and Yogi Bear (who is here for the same reasons as Nega Drew).

Sailor Jupiter is then sent to the Pubic Family Swamp to instruct the Ketchum Klan members on their orders to invade Drewland, much to the shock of Ash. A handful of Barney Bunch members are holding the line near the edge of the Swamp until Caillou informs them of the invasion, barely giving them enough time to prepare. He later informs Drew and the others about the news, and Drew responds by taking Ronald and Dick to the boarder to hold off the invasion, while Barney and the Quaker Queer prepare the Capital for any attack. Drew heads to the boarder and holds the line with the remaining Barney Bunch members. Despite their efforts, they are overwhelmed. Caillou then informs Drew that the Capital is under attack. Drew, Ronald, and Dick soon head there to assist Barney and the Quaker Queer, but the situation is looking very bad. Drew is determined to go down defending Drewland than to kneel to Swellmix. Drew then receives a message, and informs the Barney Bunch of their departure, to their utter shock. Barney then starts raising concerns about Drew Jr., who was in the Sex Mansion, which was overtaken during the invasion. Drew has confidence that Drew Jr. will make it out, to which Barney replies that if anything happens to Drew Jr. then he will never speak to Drew again. With heavy regret, Drew and the surviving Barney Bunch members depart from Drewland. Sailor Jupiter gloats about the fall of Drewland and orders ash to gather any Barney Bunch members left as prisoners, though Ash seems to dislike the intense destruction that was caused.

Amidst the chaos, Drew Jr. is desperately looking for his daddies until he is found by parts of the Heel Harem. He naturally panics at the sight of a female, then Ash comes in letting them know that Swellmix wants Drew Jr. as a hostage. He then tells Drew Jr. to run and hide as Sailor Jupiter is heading towards their position. After she leaves, Ash wonders what to do with Drew Jr. Back in Swellstralia, Swellmix is informed of Drewland's downfall, and is pleased with the outcome, despite the groups Swellest 5 members escaping, and with Drew Jr's whereabouts unknown to Swellmix. He begins to grow concern, as it is not like the Barney Bunch to depart in such a way, so he sends Delia off so he could think. As he does, a mysterious shadowy figure approaches, wanting to know the current status of Swellmix's plan.

The Barney Bunch soon find themselves in a mysterious room, which was the meeting place that Drew claims a mysterious ally sent him to in the letter. The Quaker Queer is weary, as it could be a potential trap, and Ronald wonders who this mysterious ally is. Just then, Betty DeVille and the Betty Bunch also enter the room and are confronted by Drew and the Barney Bunch. Before anymore conflict could break out, a Manager suddenly pops up and informs both parties that he was the one who contacted both the Barney and Betty Bunches, as the managers are opposed to Swellmix's rule too. At first the Barney and Betty Bunches don't want to work together, but the Manager informs them that they must put aside their differences, as there may be more to Swellmix's agenda than they let on. The Manager then informs that the best course of action would be to send in various Barney and Betty Bunch members to take out parts of Swellmix's inner circle. The Barney Bunch and Betty Bunch finally agree to work together reluctantly, and then the manager shows the lost of inner circle members that they must face. First is Delia Ketchum, who's group helped Swellmix rise to power in the first place, and that taking her out would deal a serious blow to Swellmix's forces. Next is the Pube Muppet, who joined Swellmix after ousting his father and became the new head of the Pubic Family, and was hoping to get sexual satisfaction from the whole thing. Next is Odd Dela, one of the higher ranking members of the Ketchum Klan who was given orders to wipe out all the gay porn from the internet by Swellmix. Next is Yogi Bear, one of Drew's oldest rivals, who joined up with Swellmix for unknown reasons, though possibly because he wants to eliminate Drew. Next is Nega Drew, Drew's polar opposite counterpart and the straightest man in the world, and jumped ship to support Swellmix due to being enemies with Drew and Betty. Next is Brony Drew, who was sent by Princess Molestia to introduce Bronyism into the Speakonia world and allied with Swellmix to do so. Next is Stu Pickles, who has sided with Delia and, as such, sided with Swellmix in the process. Finally, there is Rita Repulsa, the leader of the Repulsa Republic and sworn enemy of the Betty Bunch, who sided with Swellmix as well. The Manager recommends sending the most qualified members of both the Barney and Betty Bunches to take out Swellmix's inner circle.

Episode 3: The Liberation of Africa

The first target that the Barney/Betty Bunch decide on is the Pube Muppet, for, as Barney puts it, once he is defeated, the rest of the Pubic Family will possibly go back to the Pube Cookie Monster and away from Swellmix. As they all agree to take the Pube Muppet out, Barney requests Drew that he wants to be the one to fight him, knowing that Pube Muppet wants to be the one to fight Drew, knowing that it will be both sexual and brutal, which Pube Muppet likes. Barney then says that after Drew Jr. disappeared, they "awakened a sleeping giant", and that the Pube Muppet would be turned off by Barney's appearance and not get his satisfaction. The decision is settled, and Barney is sent to Africa via swelleportation to deal with the Pube Muppet.

Barney soon arrives in Africa, which he hasn't been to in a century. As he arrives, a pair of eyeballs spies on him in the trees. He is then greeted by Static Shock, who asks him what he is doing. Barney then introduces himself and asks where the Pube Muppet is, and Static Shock informs him that he arrived a day ago and began forcing everyone to mine for something he is looking for, possibly for Swellmix and points him into the direction of the Congo jungle, where the Pubic Family has stationed themselves. Barney then heads to the Congo, where he encounters Pube Puppy and Pube Swedish Chef, who were left behind to guard the swamp. Pube Swedish Chef is disgruntled that Pube Muppet has been beneficing from the alliance with Swellmix and the rest of the Pubes get nothing, so he shows Barney the way to the Pubic Quarry up to the north.

At the Quarry, Pube Muppet is ordering Pube Jason and Pube Beaker to take the mined xenothium supplies back to Swellstralia and soon they, or rather he, will get that ever so desired satisfaction. As he leaves, Pube Jason laments that this is more about getting revenge on Drew than any merit of satisfaction, and Pube Beaker adds that they should have remained with their father instead of turning against him. Pubey has gone absolutely mad with power, forcing the inhabitants to mine, and that while he was already an intolerant prick before, gaining some power from Swellmix brought it out in full force. As they talk, Pubey shows up again demanding to know what Pube Jason and Pube Beaker are doing, to which Pube Beaker makes up a lie saying that they were thinking how to get the locals to increase productivity. Pubey seems to see thorough their deception, but Pube Jason tries to say that they'll all be getting satisfaction all because of Pubey. Pubey then warns them that if they think of betraying him, they will suffer the fate that befell the Pube Cookie Monster: a trip to Pube Miss Piggy's sex dungeon! Pubey leaves and Pube Jason and Pube Beaker began to grow nervous until Barney shows up.

Barney then says he is here to handle the Pube Muppet, as well as anyone who gets in his way. Pube Jason encourages Barney and he and Pube Beaker depart. As they leave, Pube Muppet shows up and sees Barney, taunting him that he is worthless without Drew. After a few more taunts, Barney charges into battle against Pubey. As they fight, Pubey asserts that a "gelatinous blob" like Barney is no match against him, but Barney has another trick up his sleeve, and he expels one of his legendary farts, decimating the quarry, but not phasing Pubey at all, since he has grown in power since they last met. Suddenly, before Pubey can make another move, Dick Pickles, Drew's long lost son, appears ready to challenge Pubey. Pubey gets pissed off and asserts that Swellmix's xenothium mining will not be halted. Dick then threatens to defeat Pubey, who treats this as finally getting getting some satisfaction. Dick then goes after Pubey, and after an intense fight, Dick comes out on top, finally ending the Pube Muppet's reign of terror across Africa. After defeating Pubey, Dick and Barney catch up on what Drew is doing and how he is leading the fight against Swellmix. Dick was in Africa looking for his father (not Drew) and made some friends along the way until Pubey arrived and killed them all, with Dick vowing revenge against him. After catching up, Barney departs from Africa.

Back in Swellstralia, Sailor Jupiter informs Swellmix about the recent events. Swellmix does not seem to phased by it, as the Pubic Family managed to mine enough xenothium to continue forth with his upcoming project. Sailor Jupiter also informs that they have been unable to locate Drew Jr., so Swellmix summons Satan, who has no interest in partaking in the war. Swellmix then requests the assistance of Screw Pickles, to which Satan questions him why. According to Swellmix, the population of Hell has increased thanks to him, and that Satan is very grateful for that. He allows Screw to be under Swellmix's command, but then states to not be contacted again. Screw then arrives, and Swellmix orders him to capture Drew Jr. in exchange for freedom from Hell. Screw, sensing an opportunity to get back at his father, agrees and goes on a quest to track down Drew Jr. Swellmix then orders Sailor Jupiter to inform the rest of the Inner Circle of the Pube Muppet's defeat, and that any one of them might be the next target. As she leaves, the shadowy figure returns, and learns about Pubey's defeat. Swellmix is once again unfazed, as he now has enough materials to begin his project, which will make the world more swell. The shadowy figure is annoyed, as he was not properly informed, but Swellmix says it was to not be burdened with something so mundane. The shady figure then departs, telling Swellmix to keep him informed, but Swellmix has far more sinister plans in store.

At the Manager's Secret Headquarters, Drew congratulates Barney on a job well done, with Betty telling them to get a room. This is taken too literally by Drew though. Barney then explains that he had some help from Dick Pickles, which makes Drew very happy. After a comment from Betty, a fight almost breaks out until the Manager calms things down. He sees the Pube Muppet's defeat as a good start, and that it is time to plan out the next step in dealing with the Inner Circle, who might respond with heavier resistance. Barney then asks the Manager on any updates to where Drew Jr. is, to which the Manager says that there is no current knowledge of his whereabouts. The Manager then discusses with the group on who they will take on next.

Episode 4: The Liberation of Equestria

Drew and Betty are arguing over who they should fight next, back and frothing between Yogi Bear and Rita Repulsa. The Manager then steps in to stop their bickering and informs them of a possible third target to go after. He says that Princess Molestia has been active lately, with Bronyism increasing by 92%. After debating over it, it is agreed that Brony Drew Pickles would be the next target. Dick the Clown volunteers for the mission as he states he needs to be in more Speakonia videos. Betty interrupts and adds that Equestria has a high amount of females, and the Manager insists on a team-up mission, with Hatsune Miku accompanying Dick, the former of whom wanting to have some swell fun with the mares. Dick and Miku are then swelleported to Equestria to stop both Brony Drew and Princess Molestia.

Once they arrive in Equestria, Dick comments that being there gives him the shivers, while Miku finds it very swell. They arrive at the Castle of Friendship, where Princess Molestia orders Brony Drew to deal with the invading Barney and Betty Bunch members, while offering him a swell fart reward if he is successful. But before he could do anything though, Brony Drew decides to have a clop-session. Outside the castle, Dick and Miku hear Brony Drew's loud clopping, and decide to head in to investigate. Dick goes in first and confronts Brony Drew, giving hi a chance to surrender, but Brony Drew won't allow it, since he wants some of Molestia's farts when he is done, making Dick disgusted. Brony Drew then summons the Mane 6, or his mare harem, to confront Dick, knowing that he won't be able to handle them. Miku arrives, telling Dick to go after Brony Drew while she handles the Mane 6. She then has a swell time with them while Dick confronts Brony Drew. Brony Drew taunts Dick until they finally fight, with Dick coming out victorious. Miku regroups with Dick and the two head for the Castle of the Two Sisters. There, Molestia has captured Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, with the intent of having them sign a treaty with Swellstralia and surrendering the crown to her. The sisters refuse, with Molestia claiming that Brony Drew will be sure to visit Celestia during the night and making Luna the next candidate for the infamous Pony Jar project. Before she could do anything else, Dick and Miku arrive and Miku fights Molestia, defeating the horny pony princess. They then leave, completely neglecting the Princesses who are still locked up in a cage.

Back in Swellstralia, Sailor Jupiter informs Swellmix of Brony Drew and Princess Molestia's defeat. Swellmix once again brushes it off, as Molestia wasn't truly committed to the cause and just wanted to rule Equestria. Sailor Jupiter then informs on how the pair were defeated, which surprises Swellmix that the Barney Bunch and Betty Bunch are working together. Rita Repulsa soon arrives wanting some reinforcements for her conquest but Swellmix doesn't have the time to do so, but can recommend re-education camps. As she leaves, Swellmix chagrins that he is surrounded by the incompetent, and then orders Sailor Jupiter to construct re-education camps for the remaining Betty Bunch resistance. The shadowy figure arrives as she leaves, and finally drops the façade and reveals to be Fatty Bear this whole time. He is growing concerned that another Inner Circle member has fallen and thinks that he needs to take charge, but Swellmix brushes it off like last time. He expects half of the Inner Circle to fall so that he can build up more time for his grand plan. Fatty Bear decides to let Swellmix carry on, but threatens to take charge if things go awry.

Ash later returns to Swellstralia and his greeted by his mother, who asks about the whereabouts of the Heel Harem. Ash says that they are having fun amongst themselves, and asks if allying with Swellmix was the right decision. Delia doesn't take his concerns into account and tells him he'll understand when he's older. Meanwhile, the Heel Harem has to contend with Drew Pickles Jr., who hates being surrounded by so many girls. They try their best to calm him down, but he would rather be in the company of Ash instead and that he wants to go back to his daddies. Ash shows up and handles Drew Jr., who wants to still go back to his daddies, but Ash can't do that yet since he doesn't know where they are. He then takes Jr. with him so that they can find Drew and Barney, but unbeknownst to them, Screw Pickles is spying on them.

Back at the Manager's HQ, Drew and Betty compliment on Dick and Miku's efforts while still throwing jabs at each other respectively. The Manager comments that with another Inner Circle member out, the chance to confront Swellmix is coming closer and closer, and that Equestria thanks them for freeing them from Molestia's reign, and that they would rather be left out of the conflict. The Manager then finds a way to deal a massive blow to Swellmix, and it is based on a skirmish within the Ketchum Klan., as many members are unhappy with the way the group is heading. As they discuss the Ketchum Klan's allegiance, they then focus on who their next target within the Inner Circle will be next.

Episode 8: The Battle of Bettysburg

The Betty and Barney Bunches see the the Ketchum Klan members arriving Drewland. Meanwhile Swelltron69000’s try to subdue the rioting Ketchum Klan members after finding out what Swellmix did to Delia and manage to stop them with Sailor Jupiter arriving. Amelia, the unknown being and Drew Jr to escape Swellstria with Amelia staying behind. At the Dildo Tower Sailor Jupiter informs on the resistance being crushed with Swellmix telling he recalled Nega Drew and Yogi Bear, and told her to continue Projects Sigma and Omega. He orders Yogi Bear to stay in Swellstria while he orders Nega Drew to attack Bettysberg with Screw Pickles assisting him.

Meanwhile Velma informs the Bunches on what happened and that Swellmix plan to launch a assault on Bettysberg. Outside of Bettysberg Screw Pickles and Nega Drew Pickles chat but however Screw grown tired of Swellmix’s rule, however Nega Drew told Screw Pickles to tell a message to the Nega Barney Bunch and inexhange he will take asylum in Nega Drewland from Satan and Swellmix. The Bunches would got ready for their assault. However Velma informs Nega Drew Pickles is leading the assault which causes trouble due to Nega Drew being immune to the Barney Bunch’s abilities and the Betty Bunch can’t face him since he would just rape them easily. However Drew Pickles plan to have Quaker Queer face him since his genitals are made of wood instead of flesh it would bypass his immunity.

Later on the Bunches would taken down a bunch of Swelltrons and Qauker Queer faces up aganist Nega Drew Pickles with Qauker Queer coming up on top. Drew orders Barney to check on the numbers and everyone else to discuss the next form of next actions. Sailor Jupiter reports that Nega Drew Pickles has failed though Swellmix said it bought him the time needed. He tells her to finish Sigma and Omega as well as tell Yogu Bear the defense plan. The Bunches do a headcount and discover their numbers have fallen to roughly the size of the more obscure Speakonia Groups. Dick would tell Drew and Barney something as Drew Jr. shows up. The mysterious person reveals himself to be Fatty Bear with Drew mad. Fatty Bear would tell Drew and other important Bunch members on Swellmix's plans to create a world of Asexuality and his projects.

In Bettysberg, staging grounds the Barney and Betty Bunches stumped on what to due to their recent battle shrinking their numbers. Until other Speakonia Groups showed up saying they will help. The groups helping included the Public Family (now under the leadership of the Pube Cookie Monster), The Darkwing Den, The Lucario League, The Danti Danti, The Pansexual Pack, the Senior Barney Bunch, the Starry Bunch, The Helia Harem, Equestria, and the remaining Nega Barney Bunch members (now lead by Screw Pickles), and the Humongous Bunch. Fatty Bear said he called all the Speakonia Groups he can think of over and told them of Swellmix’s plans. Now the groups come up with a battle plan to take the fight to Swellmix.