Drewland

Drewland is a penis-shaped continent and country (akin to Australia) run by Drew Pickles and serves as the primary location for Barney Bunch and Speakonia videos. Drew is the president for life here and swellness is not only a lifestyle, but it is the law. It resides north of the neighboring Sammy t3h Snake Land, the home of Sammy t3h Snake and his friends.

Origin

The exact origin of Drewland remains unknown, but it is possible that it may have been first mentioned sometime during the late 2000s and the primary home for Drew and the Barney Bunch. Since then, the mythos surrounding Drewland has varied from creator to creator.

According to the original Miraheze Speakonia Community Wiki, Drewland was founded in 1960 by Drew's father Lou Pickles, and he handed down ownership of the country to Drew when he was older. Drew and the Barney Bunch would later develop Drewland throughout that time, starting with the founding of the GOPP (Gay Old Penis Party), the primary political power of the country. At one time, the Wiggles took over Drewland and established the Gay Wiggles Scat Union, which went to the extremes as far as swellness goes, establishing complete Wiggles control, as well as their own party known as the Wiggly Wiggly Party. They have since been dissolved, and the Wiggles themselves were eventually punished for their actions after Drew sealed them in a box.

Drewland's laws tend to vary depending on the creator. Women are generally not allowed, and are either ousted, killed, or are sent to Bettysburg (Unless they are an male transvestite as Barney Bunch Member Poison is granted an exception here), and men are almost unanimously agreed to partake in many of the swell shenanigans the Barney Bunch like to do. One such act that pertains to Drewland is the Rights to Swellness, a law that Drew introduced that allowed him (or any other Barney Bunch member) to get away with all the heinous acts that he tends to do on his Goes To adventures and vice versa without any consequences.

Drewland has faced numerous conflicts before, and not just with the Pubic Family and the Betty Bunch. Yogi Bear proved to be a major nuisance to the Bunch, but he never went to the extremes. The Humongous Bunch proved to be more of a challenge, as it required the cooperation of the Barney Bunch, the Pubic Family, and Yogi to properly defeat them. The Nega Barney Bunch also proved to be a major threat as they nearly invaded Drewland with a army of females intending to turn everyone there straight but thanks to the help of the Betty Bunch, the Lucario League, the Screw Scouts, Mechagodzilla and his family they were able to repeal them away. Finally, Drew's creation Swellmix went rouge in his quest to make everything swell, and took a totalitarian approach to swellness and exiled both Drew and Barney to the Pubic Family Swamp before he was finally defeated. Swellmix took over Drewland an second time but was eventually retaken again.

Key Locations

• Barney Bunch Sex Mansion: The primary home for Drew Pickles, Barney, and Drew Pickles Jr. This place also serves as the Barney Bunch's primary headquarters where they engage in so many swell activities. It's physical appearance has varied from video to video, though it is usually depicted as being an elaborate mansion of some kind.
• Swellington: One of the primary towns in Drewland.
• New Cock City: The capital of Drewland.
• Pen Island: A small island set off the coast of Drewland and part of a small number of islands. It has large penis trees and giant butt rocks across. This place was the sight of a historic Drewland battle.
• The Pubic Family Swamp: A very smelly swamp covered in dense pubic hair. The Pube Muppet and his family reside in a cabin at the edge of the swamp, venturing out on occasion to get their ever so desired sexual satisfaction. The Barney Bunch rarely venture here.
• Bettysburg: Originally, the Betty Bunch resided in their own continent of Bettyland, but later Speakonia videos gave them their own small town in Drewland. They usually keep to themselves, occasionally getting into feuds with the Barney Bunch.
• Nega Drewland: Originally part of the outskirts of Dreeland is where the Nega Barney Bunch ruled until a previous defeat by Drew, Nega Drew Pickles had the area abandoned and Nega Drewland would be recreated as it’s own seperate continent.