Drew Pickles Jr.
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Drew Pickles Jr. is the son of Drew Pickles and Barney the Dinosaur.
History
Throughout the history of the Barney Bunch and Speakonia Community, there have been numerous attempts at showcasing the son of Drew Pickles. The most famous examples was Screw Pickles and Dick Pickles, but they quickly fell into obscurity.
The first possible mention of a "Drew Pickles Jr." came from a throwaway line by StrawberryBarney in the video "The Answer to Why Drew Pickles is Married to a Girl". Other references usually amount to him referring to his penis.
One of the earliest depictions of Drew Jr. came from the 2007 Sammy t3h Snake video "Substitute Teacher". Here, Drew Jr., accompanied by Barney Jr., is represented by a stock photo of a child holding a Barney plush. They wanted to have gay sex with each other but it distracts the class. Sammy warns them to stop, but they refuse and continue to have gay sex. Sammy then fires his 1337 1337 Lazer Beams at then, which presumably kills them. Both Drew Jr. and Barney Jr. were voiced by Adult Male #2, with a high pitch.
Another version was also depicted by MisterBadBarney under the name CockFag P. Dinosayr, or P. Lo P for short, though here he is shown with Barney's head crudely placed on Drew's body (with purple skin). All of MisterBadBarney's videos were thought to be lost following his suspension from YouTube, but BakaSurvivor2102 managed to save one of them, where P. Lo P was being interviewed by Larry the Cucumber, thus we now have a good look at what the character looks like.
The third and most recent version of Drew Jr. was created by SwellFusion almost 10 years after Sammy's original upload on September 17, 2017. Here he is depicted with Drew's head with a slightly longer nose and with Barney's body, though with a darker shade of purple. This version of the character became widely accepted as the full canonical version of Drew Jr., and he was given more backstory and character than other previous attempts. He continues to be used in videos to this day, where he is a main character in many of IronYoshi1212's videos, who would flesh his personality out more, and even stars in his own brand of Goes To videos. He is voiced by Microsoft Sam on the highest pitch.
Description and Personality
Drew Pickles Jr. is the son of Drew Pickles and Barney the Dinosaur. One night, Drew and Barney were having a massive orgy and Drew fucked Barney so hard that he somehow became pregnant. When Drew heard about it, he became concerned, fearing that this will be another Screw Pickles incident, but he eventually warmed up to the idea. He and Barney headed to the hospital, where Drew was giving moral support, annoying Barney. Barney then told the Quaker Queer to play some dramatic music. As he does, and the suspense grew ever more intense, Barney lets out a monstrous shit that causes the near total destruction of the world, and when the poopy cleared, Drew Jr. was born. He was fully capable of speech and ready to take some anal innocence, which made both Drew and Barney proud. He then caused some swell mayhem across the hospital, from raping all the male doctors and patients to taking a dump all over them. As he left the hospital, Jr. was approached by his parents and they took him home to their sex mansion. Little did they realize that the Pube Muppet and Pube Jason were watching from the sideline.
This would lead into the 2 part video by Skewt where the Pubic Family hatch a plan to kidnap Drew Jr. in order to get sexual satisfaction. However, the second part remains lost. After that, Drew Jr. would be further developed by IronYoshi, showing that he is slightly naïve but still able to take care of himself, and that despite being the son of Drew Pickles, has a big heart and will do the right thing, even if it takes a gross turn.
Trivia
IronYoshi has stated that Drew Jr. is one of his favorite characters to write for, alongside the Pube Muppet.
Gallery
<gallery> File:Screenshot 2021-05-20 134256.png|The image used to represent Drew and Barney Jr. in the Sammy t3h Snake episode "Substitute Teacher". File:Screenshot 2023-01-16 222042.png|P. Lo P Dinosaur, who is the son of Drew and Barney in MisterBadBarney's videos. <gallery>