Editing Quaker Queer

{{Character
|name=Quaker Queer
|image=[[File:QuakerQueer.jpg|300px]]
|caption=
|namefull=The Quaker Queer
|alias=Cum Oats
|gender=Male
|race=Human
|group=The Barney Bunch
|residence={{tt|Chicago, Illinois, USA|Headquarters of the Quaker Oats Company}}<br>Drewland
|occupation=Old fashioned chap<br>Food Mascot
|VA=Scansoft Daniel{{tt|*|Default voice}}<br>Adult Male #1{{tt|*|First appearance}}
|known=Being one of the earliest characters introduced to the Barney Bunch on YouTube
|series=Quaker Oats Products
}}
The '''Quaker Queer''' is a member of the [[The Barney Bunch (fictional)|Barney Bunch]], and one of its most popular members. He is significant as he was one of the earliest members introduced to the group early on [[YouTube]], and has become a staple of the [[The Speakonia Community|community]] since. 
 
== History ==
The Quaker Queer made his first appearance in the video The Quaker Queer introduces himself, which was uploaded by community member swellronald on August 28, 2009 to YouTube. While his introduction was met with open arms, he was still relatively obscure, only making a handful of appearances in videos. It wouldn't be until roughly the mid to late 2010s that he became more prominent on videos, even gaining an additional body. 

In his first appearance, he was voiced by Adult Male #1, but later videos would use a British voice from Nuance (formerly ScanSoft) called Daniel, the voice that is used in various MLG memes, and ironically enough, isn't apart of [[Speakonia]]. The voice is available on other TTS programs though, such as Balibolka and TTSApp.

== Description and Personality ==
The Quaker Queer is one of the oldest members of the Barney Bunch as far as age goes, second only to [[Barney]] who is roughly 69 million years old. He enjoys making disgusting oatmeal out of various bodily fluids and excrement, and has a wooden penis. How he got this is unknown, even to his fellow Barney Bunch members. A few members of the community have tried to explain this, though according to [[DrewPicklesTheDark]], he got his famed morning wood [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDcxxm3rdWk&t=71s during WWI], after an artillery shell blew off his genitals. Desperate, he grabbed a nearby phallic-shaped piece of wood to use as a substitute, and the rest they say is history. The Quaker Queer is often seen as being the more reasonable and level-headed of the group, but even he gets distracted by the Bunch's many shenanigans. 

==Trivia==
*While the Quaker Queer's inclusion in the Barney Bunch may seem like a random choice, it could be a possible reference to ''Rugrats'', where main character Chuckie claims to have a fear of "the guy on the oatmeal box".  One video by Zak Wolf (of [[bigboyrats]] fame) delved deep into this concept, and another of the Barney Bunch baking a cake for Barney's birthday had the Quaker Queer rather infamously keep Chuckie in a cage for his own swell amusement.
*According to “[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYZ0p73RAxY The Quaker Queer shares his life story]”, it was said that he even had sex with women too, which gives the implication that he was originally going to be bisexual or pansexual, but it was decided by the community that it would be better to keep him exclusively gay. Indeed, in the video where the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYmRxxw3cLo Barney Bunch go to IHOP], the Quaker Queer, along with his butt buddies, can be seen engaging in a gang-bang with the waitress, although according to one of the comments by swellronald (the creator of said video), it was stated that the waitress was actually a man.
**However, this would later be mentioned in “[https://tracle.tv/watch?v=lVG3CRC4ZVI The Secret Missing Cap’n Crunch Commercial]” by RoboticBloxxer, where The Quaker Queer says that he used to go after women, but he later turned gay, because when he had sex with women, it didn’t give him enough sexual satisfaction.
*The relationship between The Quaker Queer and [[Captain Crunch]] is a reference to how the Quaker Oats company manufactures the Cap'n Crunch cereal.

== Gallery ==
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Quaker Queer with body.png|A full-body image of the Quaker Queer. This would be used throughout the mid-late 2010s.
Quaker queer.png|A version of the Quaker Queer's full-body that was created by IronYoshi1212 for his videos.
</gallery>

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Barney Bunch Members]]
[[Category:Food Mascots]]
[[Category:Early YouTube Era Characters]]
[[Category:Voiced by a Non-Speakonia Voice]]