Pube Muppet

Pube Muppet

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"Hello my good man, I am the Pube Muppet" -Pube Muppet's catchphrase.

The Pube Muppet is one of the most popular Speakonia Community characters second only to Drew Pickles.

History

Pube Muppet actually predates the Barney Bunch by roughly 3 years, being created in 2002 by Flash animator Drunkmagikoopa on Newgrounds. The sole purpose of his creation was to troll people, but this immediately backfired and he became quite a popular character amongst the Newgrounds community back in the day. The first Flash to feature the Pube Muppet was pube mupit gos shoping!11 on July 21, 2002, with a sequel, pube mupit gets liscence!1, being posted roughly a year later. He would then gain a following and have numerous other pieces of Flash made, beginning with Pube Muppet Buys Dinner on January 21, 2003, against the creator's wishes, though by this point he managed to distance himself from his creation.

When the Barney Bunch made the leap to YouTube, the Pube Muppet followed along, with users like NintendoMaster2010 (now referred to as Meh) and shein99 being the primary form of Pube Muppet content creators, having crafted some of his most famous adventures. During this time, he would also be reworked into being one of the earliest rivals to the Barney Bunch and especially Drew Pickles, and he would even gain a whole Pubic Family too. While videos focusing on him began to dwindle during much of the mid to late 2010s, he would quickly bounce back thanks to users like SwellFusion, and he enjoys a decent amount of new appearances to this very day, notably in some videos made by IronYoshi1212.

Since the very beginning, Pube Muppet has been voiced by Adult Male #3, though the pitch varies from video to video, often helping Pubey display how he is feeling.

Description and Personality

Pube Muppet appears as a disembodied Kermit the Frog head with crudely drawn squiggle lines around to simulate pubic hair. Since day one, his goal in life is to obtain his ever so desired sexual satisfaction by any means. Unlike Drew Pickles and the Barney Bunch, however, he is never able to obtain said satisfaction, leaving him incredibly frustrated. He goes to various establishments like Drew, but he instead goes up to the clerk and/or manager and demands all sorts of crazy, absurd, and swell items and acts to finally get that ever so desired satisfaction, some of which involve glorious pain. When the clerk doesn't have any of those, Pube Muppet gets pissed off and says "What the fuck? What kind of piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let me be!" As he leaves, the clerk tells Pube Muppet to come back, as he actually does have one of the items Pube Muppet requested, only that it was up his ass.

When he is not searching for his sexual satisfaction, he is sometimes with his Pubic Family, who reside in a house in a pubic swamp on the outskirts of Drewland. In some depictions, Pube Muppet is the leader of the family, though other times it is his father, the Pube Cookie Monster. The Barney Bunch and the Pubic Family are hated rivals, mainly because the Bunch always thwarts the attempts at giving the Pubes their desired satisfaction, though there were a few times they had to set aside their differences and team up to take out a greater threat, notably in the fight against the Humongous Bunch and Swellmix. Despite his loyalty to his family, Pube Muppet won't hesitate to work with rival groups or known enemies to get satisfaction for himself. The only time that Pube Muppet was successful at getting his desired satisfaction was in a 2 part video by Skewt where the Pubic Family kidnaps Drew Pickles Jr. so that Pube Muppet can have sex with him. This causes a cosmic imbalance and ultimately destroys all of reality and leaves everyone in a state of purgatory. Unfortunately, the second part of this video has been lost, so Pube Muppet to this day continues to search for his satisfaction, though the threat of purgatory is probably the main reason why Drew and the Barney Bunch foil Pube Muppet's goal of satisfaction.

Trivia

According to Pube Muppet's Christmas CockBlock, Pube Muppet's full name is Pubert T. Muppet.
IronYoshi has gone on record saying that Pube Muppet, along with Drew Jr, is one of his favorite characters to write for in videos.
There were a few additional times that Pube Muppet actually succeeded at getting satisfaction, but these are usually don’t last long as something usally cause him to loose it or gets undone in some way one way or another
- Such as a example when he got it from after going to Newbury Comics only loose it after being banged to death by female Nega Barney Bunch members Team RWBY and Squidgirl.

Gallery

The original Pube Muppet design that was used in various Newgrounds flashes.
Pube Muppet's redesign by Keizer Jirachi/KaijuWarriorKing.