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Pube Muppet appears as a disembodied Kermit the Frog head with crudely drawn squiggle lines around to simulate pubic hair. Since day one, his goal in life is to obtain his ever so desired sexual satisfaction by any means. Unlike Drew Pickles and the Barney Bunch, however, he is never able to obtain said satisfaction, leaving him incredibly frustrated. He [[Drew Pickles Goes To|goes to]] various establishments like Drew, but he instead goes up to the clerk and/or manager and demands all sorts of crazy, absurd, and swell items and acts to finally get that ever so desired satisfaction, some of which involve glorious pain. When the clerk doesn't have any of those, Pube Muppet gets pissed off and says "What the fuck? What kind of piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let me be!" As he leaves, the clerk tells Pube Muppet to come back, as he actually does have one of the items Pube Muppet requested, only that it was up his ass. | Pube Muppet appears as a disembodied Kermit the Frog head with crudely drawn squiggle lines around to simulate pubic hair. Since day one, his goal in life is to obtain his ever so desired sexual satisfaction by any means. Unlike Drew Pickles and the Barney Bunch, however, he is never able to obtain said satisfaction, leaving him incredibly frustrated. He [[Drew Pickles Goes To|goes to]] various establishments like Drew, but he instead goes up to the clerk and/or manager and demands all sorts of crazy, absurd, and swell items and acts to finally get that ever so desired satisfaction, some of which involve glorious pain. When the clerk doesn't have any of those, Pube Muppet gets pissed off and says "What the fuck? What kind of piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let me be!" As he leaves, the clerk tells Pube Muppet to come back, as he actually does have one of the items Pube Muppet requested, only that it was up his ass. | ||
When he is not searching for his sexual satisfaction, he is sometimes with his Pubic Family, who reside in a house in a pubic swamp on the outskirts of [[Drewland]] | When he is not searching for his sexual satisfaction, he is sometimes with his Pubic Family, who reside in a house in a pubic swamp on the outskirts of [[Drewland]]. The Barney Bunch and the Pubic Family are hated rivals, mainly because the Bunch always thwarts the attempts at giving the Pubes their desired satisfaction, though there were a few times they had to set aside their differences and team up to take out a greater threat, notably in the fight against the [[The Humongous Bunch|Humongous Bunch]] and [[Swellmix]]. Despite his loyalty to his family, Pube Muppet won't hesitate to work with rival groups or known enemies to get his desired satisfaction for himself. The only time that Pube Muppet got at getting his desired satisfaction was in a 2 part video by [[Skewt]] where the Pubic Family kidnaps [[Drew Pickles Jr.]] so that Pube Muppet can have sex with him. This causes a cosmic inbalance and ultimately destroys all of reality and leaves everyone in a state of purgatory. Unfortunately, the second part of this video has been lost, so Pube Muppet to this day continues to search for his satisfaction, though the threat of purgatory is probably the main reason why Drew and the Barney Bunch foil Pube Muppet's goal of satisfaction. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||